math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

oh…heh heh…yeah. i had plans anyway so….
*sobs*

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

oh…heh heh…yeah. i had plans anyway so….

*sobs*

(via forshitsandgigggles)


10 yr old: omg i can't wait to be a teenager i'll go out to parties with my friends and wear cool clothes and skip school and drink and play music really loud and get grounded and sneak out and stay up late and go to concerts and have an amazing social life omg i can't wait
me: spills cereal on cat




(via theknnowing)


niggaquisha:

SO FUCKING HAPPY

holy shit it is

niggaquisha:

SO FUCKING HAPPY

holy shit it is

(via make-headlin3s)


(via whudduplex)


destroy-everythingyoulove:

v-e-nture:

New favorite picture.

this is too cool

destroy-everythingyoulove:

v-e-nture:

New favorite picture.

this is too cool

(via teenage-vogue)


(via lol-fuck-off)